![Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers | Birthday Ecard Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/wanted-first-one-wish-birthday-ecard-someecards-share-image-1479833957.png)
Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers | Birthday Ecard
![This is not a belated birthday greeting. I'm making sure I am the first to wish you a Happy Birthday for next year. | Birthday Ecard This is not a belated birthday greeting. I'm making sure I am the first to wish you a Happy Birthday for next year. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/this-is-not-a-belated-birthday-greeting-im-making-sure-i-am-the-first-to-wish-you-a-happy-birthday-for-next-year-2a5e9.png)
This is not a belated birthday greeting. I'm making sure I am the first to wish you a Happy Birthday for next year. | Birthday Ecard
![Happy birthday to someone old enough to have lived through the hardships of not being able to Google something. | Birthday Ecard Happy birthday to someone old enough to have lived through the hardships of not being able to Google something. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/happy-birthday-old-enough-google-funny-ecard-QZx.png)
Happy birthday to someone old enough to have lived through the hardships of not being able to Google something. | Birthday Ecard
![Happy birthday to a friend of a friend who I now like more than the original friend | Birthday Ecard Happy birthday to a friend of a friend who I now like more than the original friend | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/happy-friend-birthday-ecard-someecards-share-image-1479833934.png)
Happy birthday to a friend of a friend who I now like more than the original friend | Birthday Ecard
![Happy birthday to my best friend ever!! May your day be filled with joy and happiness...who am I kidding, get drunk & party!!! | Birthday Ecard Happy birthday to my best friend ever!! May your day be filled with joy and happiness...who am I kidding, get drunk & party!!! | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/happy-birthday-to-my-best-friend-ever-may-your-day-be-filled-with-joy-and-happinesswho-am-i-kidding-get-drunk-party-b7237.png)
Happy birthday to my best friend ever!! May your day be filled with joy and happiness...who am I kidding, get drunk & party!!! | Birthday Ecard
![May you get as much praise and attention on your birthday as an average millennial feels entitled to every day. | Birthday Ecard May you get as much praise and attention on your birthday as an average millennial feels entitled to every day. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/DvCfT7average-millennial-attention-praise-new-birthday-ecards-someecards-share-image-1479837716.png)
May you get as much praise and attention on your birthday as an average millennial feels entitled to every day. | Birthday Ecard
![Friends say, "Happy Birthday!" BEST FRIENDS say, "Happy Birthday you nasty, old skank!" | Birthday Ecard Friends say, "Happy Birthday!" BEST FRIENDS say, "Happy Birthday you nasty, old skank!" | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1mNmZhOGQxMjIyZmQ5NDJh.png)
Friends say, "Happy Birthday!" BEST FRIENDS say, "Happy Birthday you nasty, old skank!" | Birthday Ecard
![Your child's birthday is making me feel really, really old. Thanks. Umm...and Happy Birthday! | Birthday Ecard Your child's birthday is making me feel really, really old. Thanks. Umm...and Happy Birthday! | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/your-childs-birthday-is-making-me-feel-really-really-old-thanks-ummand-happy-birthday-d71b5.png)
Your child's birthday is making me feel really, really old. Thanks. Umm...and Happy Birthday! | Birthday Ecard
![Happy Birthday, Husband! Tonight we are going to party like the rock stars we are! And by party, I mean lay around in our PJ's and watch TV! | Birthday Ecard Happy Birthday, Husband! Tonight we are going to party like the rock stars we are! And by party, I mean lay around in our PJ's and watch TV! | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/happy-birthday-husband-tonight-we-are-going-to-party-like-the-rock-stars-we-are-and-by-party-i-mean-lay-around-in-our-pjs-and-watch-tv-f0722.png)
Happy Birthday, Husband! Tonight we are going to party like the rock stars we are! And by party, I mean lay around in our PJ's and watch TV! | Birthday Ecard
![Happy Birthday to someone who is smart, talented, pretty, creative, and fabulous! %28I love that we're so much alike!%29 | Birthday Ecard Happy Birthday to someone who is smart, talented, pretty, creative, and fabulous! %28I love that we're so much alike!%29 | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1345440701189_7346211.png)
Happy Birthday to someone who is smart, talented, pretty, creative, and fabulous! %28I love that we're so much alike!%29 | Birthday Ecard
![Happy Birthday! I would say something smart-ass about your age, but you're younger than I am. | Birthday Ecard Happy Birthday! I would say something smart-ass about your age, but you're younger than I am. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/happy-birthday-i-would-say-something-smart-ass-about-your-age-but-youre-younger-than-i-am--b7b8b.png)
Happy Birthday! I would say something smart-ass about your age, but you're younger than I am. | Birthday Ecard
![I can't believe it's already been a year since the last time I didn't buy you anything for your birthday. | Birthday Ecard I can't believe it's already been a year since the last time I didn't buy you anything for your birthday. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1jODM1OGIxMWZhYmU4ZmRi_51976232a0873.png)
I can't believe it's already been a year since the last time I didn't buy you anything for your birthday. | Birthday Ecard
![Happy Birthday, to an amazing co-worker who has the guts to say what everyone else is thinking and for being so 'innocent'. Bahaha | Birthday Ecard Happy Birthday, to an amazing co-worker who has the guts to say what everyone else is thinking and for being so 'innocent'. Bahaha | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/happy-birthday-to-an-amazing-co-worker-who-has-the-guts-to-say-what-everyone-else-is-thinking-and-for-being-so-innocent-bahaha-7f8be.png)